1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,165 Once. 4 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,833 To myself. 5 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,378 In the car on the way over. 6 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,131 Let's let it rip, baby. 7 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,687 Take your pants off. 8 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,503 Now, before I begin… 9 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,303 On my cue. 10 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,651 Don't touch my hand. 11 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:29,486 Alright. 12 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,035 More peanut butter, please. 13 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:38,996 More peanut butter. 14 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,789 Don't get it on my jacket. 15 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,042 One… 16 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,210 Two… 17 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,295 Three. 18 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:58,974 Can you feel it? 19 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,267 Can you feel it? 20 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,526 Do you want me to call your dad? 21 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,449 It'd be my pleasure. 22 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,533 Come on, Lance. 23 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,534 Smell it. 24 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:19,828 Smell it. 25 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,208 Got him. 26 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,341 I have one more thing I need to do. 27 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385 Give you a reach around. 28 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,223 We got this. 29 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,391 You got this. 30 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,976 Teamwork makes the dream work. 31 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,647 Did I mention I've been drinking today? 32 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,275 Here we go. 33 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:58,492 Got it. 34 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,870 Don't move, got it… 35 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,007 This might be a bad time to tell you… 36 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,885 …my license was revoked last week. 37 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,184 Congrats. 38 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,564 I need some help. 39 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,817 I need some, uh… 40 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,902 I need a saw… a hacksaw. 41 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,338 I wouldn't even touch that. 42 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,302 Ah, we got a situation up here. 43 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,146 PJ, they are calling the cops. 44 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,829 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville and I am about to be arrested. 45 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,700 What's going on over here? 46 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,620 I don't know, this guy escaped from jail. 47 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,463 What's up, players? 48 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:49,053 I had a few strawberry White Claws in the Green Room. 49 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,897 Finally! 50 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,643 Sounds safe. 51 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,279 Oh, fuck! 52 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:52,825 Holy shit! 53 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,453 Bigger! 54 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,717 What a stupid fucking question, Ehren! 55 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,564 Can we do Ehren next? 56 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,818 We need to fix that Lego face. 57 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,412 This job sucks. 58 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,238 Fuck this job! 59 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,656 Cupid is mercilessly shocked with a stun baton… 60 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,909 …and then pelted with pineapples. 61 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,245 How hard are you? 62 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:31,875 We want to see yours. 63 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,502 We want you to walk the red carpet. 64 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,129 Walk the red carpet. 65 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,175 We gonna make it rain, walk the red carpet. 66 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,974 "It's a little car." 67 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:22,061 "It's a little toy." 68 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:27,066 "They were at a party yesterday and everyone passed out…" 69 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:31,738 "…and they were having sex with each other and stuff like that." 70 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:35,116 "They were drugged up last night." 71 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:43,184 You just go to the doctor. You don't talk to anybody… 72 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:46,604 …to your girlfriend, to your boyfriend, to whomever. 73 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,272 You don't tell nobody, all right? 74 00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:50,483 He already knows. That's too many people. 75 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,165 Yay. 76 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:54,398 Send me the link. 77 00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:04,075 Yes? 78 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:08,454 Thinking… 79 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:09,914 Thinking… 80 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:11,582 Thinking… 81 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,043 Fuck, I'm horny. 82 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:23,511 I was gonna say that. 83 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:51,932 If you puke in his butt… 84 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,976 …it's seven years bad luck. 85 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:19,768 I just farted. I tooted. 86 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:05,647 Hold your ground. 87 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:55,400 It was wild. 88 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:58,695 The cops came in, I can't believe it. 89 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,572 Little miniature cops. 90 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,404 I think that's the sound of a cassowary.